I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Randomize
