I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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