Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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