I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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