She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize
