yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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