how do flat chested girls get laid?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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