What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
And then he peed in my hair
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