Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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