Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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