Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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