what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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