is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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