You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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