hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I lost the right to judge tonight
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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