The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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