Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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