Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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