You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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