Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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