Will you blow on my dice?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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