New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Who died my cat blue again?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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