Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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