I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
