sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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