check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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