ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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