The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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