Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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