yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
