So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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