So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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