marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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