Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
