I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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