Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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