YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
This is my gift to your gina
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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