dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
