from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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