New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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