Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
That's intense
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
