If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I'm passing your future prison.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think my moral compass just broke
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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