It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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