if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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