Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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