why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We left the knife in your bed.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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