I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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