Don't you send me to vm
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Randomize
