I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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