I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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