love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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