You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
so let's talk penis.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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