Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Can I color on your dick again?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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