The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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